When taking a journey by plane, it’s not unheard of for passengers to pack a little light entertainment in their hand luggage in case the in-flight magazine isn’t up to much.
Unfortunately for one lady though, her chosen form of stimulation left her probably wishing she’d packed a book instead. In flight security were called to an SAS flight today to investigate a buzzing noise coming from the overhead locker.
To add insult to injury, she was then asked to remove the batteries in front of staff and other passengers. Lets hope for her sake it wasn’t a long flight.
On reflection I’m struck by the wonder, what exactly the security people in the x-ray scanner thought. The SAS spokesman said this is not a common occurrence, which leads me to believe that given that security didn’t flag it earlier, then it must be a regular item seen in the scanner, but that most ladies remember to remove the batteries.
Maybe a dildo is a better choice for in flight luggage, though I’d be careful about size and length as it might be deemed a dangerous weapon.
NB: For future reference, always pack sex toys in your cargo luggage and always remove the batteries before packing.