Why don’t hedgehogs have agendas when they hold meetings?
There are too many points.
Why don’t hedgehogs have agendas when they hold meetings?
There are too many points.
Why did the Danish budgie, rent a basement apartment?
Because it’s an undu-let!
Why did the pony never get ice-cream?
Because every time it was asked, it said ‘Nay!’
With swimming goggles
Children’s training forks make great tools for extracting olives and such from jars for tapas..
With winds of 17 m/s, at 01:00 last night, storm Malik came to party at the cottage.
After snapping one of our fur trees, which also took out the shed in the process, it went on to toss the chicken house chickens about a wee bit, leaving a Sunday repair job for me.
What do Scottish people call pumpkin soup?
Och aye do soup.