Hedgehog Humour
Why don’t hedgehogs have agendas when they hold meetings? There are too many points.
Why don’t hedgehogs have agendas when they hold meetings? There are too many points.
Why did the Danish budgie, rent a basement apartment? Because it’s an undu-let!
Why did the pony never get ice-cream?Because every time it was asked, it said ‘Nay!’
What do Scottish people call pumpkin soup? Och aye do soup.
The CDC website states that the reason we use a facemask is “Masks are a simple barrier to help prevent your respiratory droplets from reaching others. Studies show that masks reduce the spray of droplets when worn over the nose … Continue reading
I don’t care what day it is or what the time is. A victory should alway be celebrated, if only to remind yourself why you put the effort in and keep going.
If ever there were a boozy drink designed for athletes post training, this is it. The raw egg gives an amazing smoothness to it that just slips down and you can drop the milk, it’s not needed.
The Last Continent by Terry Pratchett – A conversation between Rincewind and Death ‘Is it true that your life passes before your eyes before you die?’ YES. ‘Ghastly thought, really.’ Rincewind shuddered. ‘Oh, gods, I’ve just had another one. Suppose … Continue reading
Why didn’t the chick hatch out of the egg? It was having an eggsistential crisis.