Hedgehog Humour
Why don’t hedgehogs have agendas when they hold meetings? There are too many points.
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Why don’t hedgehogs have agendas when they hold meetings? There are too many points.
Why did the Danish budgie, rent a basement apartment? Because it’s an undu-let!
Why did the pony never get ice-cream?Because every time it was asked, it said ‘Nay!’
What do Scottish people call pumpkin soup? Och aye do soup.
Why didn’t the chick hatch out of the egg? It was having an eggsistential crisis.
What does the Pink Panther order when he goes to the kebab shop? Durum…durum…durum,durum,durum.
Why does Mr Mushroom always get invited to parties? Cos he’s a fun guy