Chicken and Egg
Why didn’t the chick hatch out of the egg? It was having an eggsistential crisis.
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Ejby Ådal
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Pink Panther
What does the Pink Panther order when he goes to the kebab shop? Durum…durum…durum,durum,durum.
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Mr Mushroom
Why does Mr Mushroom always get invited to parties? Cos he’s a fun guy
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FYI – Blu Tack
Blu Tack in Denmark is known by the slang ‘Elephant Snot’. And is not blue but green or white.
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Mayonnaise
This recipe uses more egg yolk than is normally recommended. This is because mayonnaise is not healthy but at least if there is more yolk then there is a little more nutrients in it. All ingredients need to be room … Continue reading
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The passing of Mr Mole
Moley’s dead, a victim of a hit and run. Ratty’s scared, no more boating to be done. Badger’s vanished, out of sight. The weasels silenced, out of fright. Mole stood up for what was right. And was silenced in the … Continue reading
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Caterpillar
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Gentleman in Denmark
You’d think that for one of the happiest countries in Europe, Denmark would also be home to a people who are accustomed to polite and gentile practices. Sadly this could not be further from the truth though in some cases, … Continue reading
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Bee Rescue
Found exhausted in one of our office meeting rooms, I fed this little fellow up on a blob of honey and some drops of water (yes bees drink). Later released back to the wilds
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